About

David Walker is a moron. OK, not a moron, but a human being. Which means he’s a moron. Or stupid. And smart. David Walker is a walking oxy-moron.

David is currently 32 years old, though his hair says he’s about 48. He has three wonderful, if not excessively violent, sons. Caleb 6, Luke 5 and Avery 3. Yup - three boys all within 3 years of one another. This makes David a lunatic and his wife a Saint. David’s wife - Shea - is the most beautiful creature to have graced his life EVER. She fills his life with joy and makes coming home a welcome experience. She’s also really hot! Like, smoking hot. Yeah, baby.

David is an elder (not elderly) at Kelleytown Community Church and also pretends to play drums, bass or guitar. He pretends to sing, but mostly they turn the mic off when he does (for good reason too).

David pretends to be a writer, but is really not good enough to be so. So, most of the time he works on computers doing complicated looking stuff to earn a living. While at home, he wrestles with his boys and stares endlessly at his beautiful wife. Did I mention she’s really hot?